Don't Wanna Be EU

A song from the Ministry of Monkeys:

Now I'm the king of the Brexiteers,
The Foreign Secretary,
I made a fuss, lied on a bus,
But that's not bothering me.
Let's cut our European ties,
And blame the people's say,
I must confess, we've made a mess,
So now we'll run away.

Oh, oo-bee-doo!
Don't wanna re-main EU,
Don't wanna pay EU,
Stay EU, you
Will see it's true,
An oaf like me
Can cease to be
European too.

Now don't try to stop us, people,
Don't try to rock the boat,
When we seal Britain's deal
You don't need to vote.
We'll waste your taxes on withdrawal,
Cut rights, healthcare and pay,
Then burn your bridges to be sure
There is no other way.

You!
Don't wanna re-main EU,
Don't wanna pay EU,
Stay EU, you
Will see it's true,
Someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me,
Can learn to be
Xenophobic too,
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!
Yeah!