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Maybots At No. 10: Ep. 3

The Maybots continue their adventures at No. 10 in our new video.

Maybots At No. 10: Ep. 2

The Maybots are facing eviction in our new video.

Maybots' Holiday Update

The Maybots' holiday is not going according to plan. Catch up with the first episode now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru5-4e8AppQ

Tory Policies

A song from the Ministry of Bears:

Vote for our Tory policies,
Our selfish Tory policies,
Forget about free healthcare and your rights,
Just read our Tory policies,
That's why the rich can rest at ease
When you vote Tory on election night.

In every election, we Tories appear
To guide your selection with stories of fear,
We blame the European laws,
When we are actually the cause.
The NHS is in distress,
But we profess we can't address
It's underlying flaws
(We'll sell it off, of course)

Our Tory policies are all about the few,
And that's not you.

Vote for our Tory policies,
Our selfish Tory policies,
Forget about your pension and your schools,
Just read our Tory policies,
That's why the rich can rest at ease,
When you vote Tory like those other fools.

When you pick an MP
You better take care,
If you pick a Tory
Next time beware,
We see the poorest as our prey,
If you want fair
Don't vote our way,
Though you don't need to look elsewhere
When you can pay for your healthcare,
Have I given you a clue?
(Now the choice is up to you)

Our Tory policies are all about the few,
And that's not you.

(You'll really fall for anything)
So please try and chillax, yeah cool it,
Just read the side of our bus,
You don't need to worry about the detail,
Put your cross in our box and - the rest's
Quite superfluous.

And don't spend your time checking our lies,
Vote us in for - a big surprise,
When you find out that we will flout
Our promises, without a doubt
I'll tell you something true,
Our Tory policies are all about the few.

Vote for our Tory policies,
Our selfish Tory policies,
Forget about your welfare and fair play,
Just read our Tory policies,
That's why the rich can rest at ease
When you vote Tory on election day,
When you vote Tory on election day.

Don't Wanna Be EU

A song from the Ministry of Monkeys:

Now I'm the king of the Brexiteers,
The Foreign Secretary,
I made a fuss, lied on a bus,
But that's not bothering me.
Let's cut our European ties,
And blame the people's say,
I must confess, we've made a mess,
So now we'll run away.

Oh, oo-bee-doo!
Don't wanna re-main EU,
Don't wanna pay EU,
Stay EU, you
Will see it's true,
An oaf like me
Can cease to be
European too.

Now don't try to stop us, people,
Don't try to rock the boat,
When we seal Britain's deal
You don't need to vote.
We'll waste your taxes on withdrawal,
Cut rights, healthcare and pay,
Then burn your bridges to be sure
There is no other way.

You!
Don't wanna re-main EU,
Don't wanna pay EU,
Stay EU, you
Will see it's true,
Someone like you
Can learn to be
Like someone like me,
Can learn to be
Xenophobic too,
Can learn to be
Like someone like me!
Yeah!

Trust In May

A song from the Ministry of Snakes:

Trust in May,
Just in May,
Heed our lies,
Trust in May.

No detailed
Policy,
U-turns and
Hypocrisy.

Slip into Euro obscurity,
Sail on a Nationalist tide,
Democratically choose to ensure that
Your vote is denied.

Trust in May,
Just in May,
Heed our lies,
Trust in May.