Our Own Doorstep

Brexit: the act of defecating on our own doorstep - figuratively and literally.

Leaked Leadership Ballot Paper

Leaked ballot paper reveals difficult leadership choice faced by Tory Party members.

Lying Is A Sin

Illegal immigrant demonstrates greater honesty, integrity and British values than Boris Johnson and all Tory leadership candidates combined.

Next Worst British Prime Minister Ever

Tory leadership candidate line-up ensures retention of Worst British Prime Minister Ever title for the fourth consecutive time.

Vote Of Confidence Results

Boris Johnson announces changes to Tory party rules which mean that losing a vote of confidence no longer requires the leader to resign.

Met Police: Attending Illegal Parties Is Not Illegal

Attending illegal parties during lockdown is not illegal confirms newly-appointed Met Police spokesperson Joris Bohnson

Downing Street Lockdown Briefing Footage

 BREAKING: Leaked footage reveals lockdown briefing given to Downing Street staff

Fixed Penalty Notices To Be Replaced

Metropolitan Police announces plan to replace all fixed penalty notices with community service in Rwandan immigration camps

New Ministerial Code

 Boris Johnson unveils new Ministerial Code

Leaked Sue Gray Report

Exclusive: Advance copy of entire Sue Gray report leaked

Inaction Man: A New Superhero

Record infection rates and the NHS at breaking point? This sounds like a job for....Inaction Man! See how he dodges accountability using his eagle eyes that actually move and clings to power with realistic gripping hands. Now with fake police uniform - only from Pali-Tory!