Musk - by Elon

The smell of narcissistic corruption

Pour hommes blancs pâteux

Our Own Doorstep

Brexit: the act of defecating on our own doorstep - figuratively and literally.

Leaked Leadership Ballot Paper

Leaked ballot paper reveals difficult leadership choice faced by Tory Party members.

Lying Is A Sin

Illegal immigrant demonstrates greater honesty, integrity and British values than Boris Johnson and all Tory leadership candidates combined.

Next Worst British Prime Minister Ever

Tory leadership candidate line-up ensures retention of Worst British Prime Minister Ever title for the fourth consecutive time.

Vote Of Confidence Results

Boris Johnson announces changes to Tory party rules which mean that losing a vote of confidence no longer requires the leader to resign.

Met Police: Attending Illegal Parties Is Not Illegal

Attending illegal parties during lockdown is not illegal confirms newly-appointed Met Police spokesperson Joris Bohnson